In most cases, women found it comfortable when men says "Would you marry me?" But some rare case, women said "I have no confidence on you! WHY?" Because women might thought they will be 'slaves' for the husband... Does this mean that men is evil minded?
Take a few examples of...
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Shut-upIf your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is
yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?
The Dog of course . at least it will shut up after you let him in!
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Three Children
A couple had three children.
Two of them were bright, smart, and handsome
but the third child was dull, ugly, and backward.
One day the hubby got suspicious and asked: are the third child really mine? "
" Yes, dear, " replied the wife, " .......... but the other two are not. "
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Qualities of a WifeWhen a bachelor marries, his wife has three qualities -
She is an economist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in bed.
After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain, but not in the
same order anymore.
She becomes an aristocrat in the kitchen, a devil in the living room and
an economist in bed.
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Wishing WellA couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish too.
But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned immediately.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said: "
Gosh ! It really works! "
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Plain Lazy
The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around
the house that he used to do.
When the examination was complete, he said,
" Now, Doc, I can take it.
Tell me in plain English - what is wrong with me?"
" Well, in plain English ", the doctor replied, " you're just lazy. "
" Okay, " said the man.
"Now give me the really complicated medical term so that I can tell my wife."
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Wedding AnniversaryI asked my wife : " Where do you want to go on our anniversary ? "
She said : " Oh ! Somewhere I have never been before ! "
I told her : " How about the kitchen ? "
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The RequestWife : hubbie, can we have sex for the new generations?
Husband : No of course not, no mood after 13 hours of work (or cannot errect)!
Wife : ......
or
Husband : honey, I love you (kiss).
Wife : uhm... okay. I love you too (kissed back).
Husband : wanna?
Wife : Uhm yea get a condom, it's not time yet!
Husband : Fine! I'll get a MADE-IN-THAILAND banana flavouR!
(murmured : How I wish condom doesn't exist in this world!)
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The Marriage is ........How do most men define marriage?
An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
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Happiest Hour
During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband,
Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so
overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?"
The hubby replied :
" Yes, honey, that was indeed the happiest hour of my married life. "
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Holding HandsWe always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops !
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It's better to lose your pride to the one you love,
than to lose the one you love because of pride.
So, have you changed your mind of getting married?