Facts of Life

Indeed, we need to know what is the purpose of life and af koz' u need to know some facts of life right? Okay let me show u this video, FACTS OF LIFE from LAZYBOY. U must read the facts O!



A very funny and meaningful song


FACTS OF LIFE (Lyrics)

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
the bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are
Bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are...
so help me god

Did you know, that 1 out of 4 Americans has appeared on tv?
Did you know, 61% of all hits on the internet are on sex-sites?
Every day 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents
The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year
Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world
The average person laughs 13 times a day
Elvis was originally blonde
The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old
The average erect penis is 5.2" long - and 4.2" circumcised
Eskimoes use refrigerators to keep food from freezing
41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously
20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexual experience
Did you know that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle-cream?

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
- the bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are
Bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are...

22% of the time, a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in Great Britian
96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm
3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volt battery works on their tongue
The 'Guiness Book Of Records' holds the record
for being the most stolen book in the public libraries
Butterflies taste with their feet
5% of the population is gay
The worlds best known word is 'okay',
The second most well-known word is 'Coca-Cola'
The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue
Charles Chaplin once won 3rd place in a
'Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest'
In 1995 a japanese trawler sank because a
Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet
Only one book has been printed in more copies than the bible:
the IKEA-catalogue

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
- the bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are
The facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are...

1 cigarette takes away five minutes of a person's life
In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth.
today we are 6 billion people.
(time is ticking, ticking, yeah...)
'Donald Duck' was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
74% of all nudist-females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists
More people die from a champagne cork popping than from poison spiders
21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleep
Did you know that originally a Danish guy invented the burglar alarm.
unfortunately it got stolen.

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
Yeah, yeah...
This is who we are
Bare facts of the live we live
This is who we are, this is what we do
This is who we are, this is what we do

so help me God

Tang Yuan

Yummy!!! Tang yuan (汤圆) is greatly known as sweety balls because the filling is sweet. You can eat this normally after chinese new year (Day 15) or at the end of the december. Chinese beliefs saying that you're growing older after eating ONE sweety balls. If I am 23 now, and I eat 10 balls. THAT MEANS I AM 33 LA? Siao!

And guess what? I've got mine whenever, wherever because it was sold in Chinatown ma! Or other food stall. Just $2.00 for 4 Tang Yuans; worthwhile?


The soup with peanuts AGAIN. Sweet, nutty smells. MMmm..
The balls are round and solid and tangy.
When you bite it, black saseme coming out, very sweet and it's my fav.The photos are too blur sorry :)

What is this? new phones? It's non-other than my Nokia E61 and LG K320Do you want one? Kkeke.. Joking! That's my MD's phone. He call me to do some configurations on it. Stupid Singtel services!

U've seen that, but you haven't seen this!

Still remember the ah pek with his head off? But the video links are invalid by now. Nevermind, bringing you this funny epic and here is the whole picture of the video. LOL!


Yieks!!!! HAHAHAHAH!


Now, here is the second 1. Would it be an edit?



How he do that?

Backbone of Streamyx

I am pretty sure that a lot of people out there (Malaysians) complaint about the deng Streamyx connection in their area and these include places at Puchong, Kelana Jaya, Kuching etc. Just what the heck is going on these few weeks?

Ah, you must be interested on this freaking streamyx problem or am I wrong?

Had some acknowledgement of current "upgrades" beng done on the Streamyx connection. Comeon, the upgrade is on the server LAH! Why not transfer all streamline to a backup server while those technician could deal with those silly servers. Oh I've been into Celcom's (Kuching) Server room and noticed they're using SUN Micosystem (majority). Oh? So wicked lor! When you enter the server room, it's like a fish market because the 'sotong' is everywhere. Malays working are relativly lazy........ Ask them where they say you look for yourself. =.=

U see, current streamyx topology is using wired-to-wired concept, and that is the wire hanging nearby the roadside. FYI, ADSL (Streamyx) Connection with telephone lines comes together and therefore the data transfered are limited, so as up to 2000kbps / 2MBPS ONLY. Thunders, rain or even strong wind could anyhow disconnect the internet connection in Malaysia BECAUSE it vibrates the silly wired-to-wired post (due to strong wind and rain waters). I bet you always suffered this kind of problem. You'll always notice a small black box on the post and inside the box contain "streamyx mechanism" to give u the connections (No boasting! I've seen them align those hardcore cables to my room, so I know!).

Shouldn't they just rip of those copper lines and replace with the grounded optical fibre? Where are their BRAINS? MAHAL? or TAK BANYAK ORANG ULU GUNA STREAMYX?

To current's Telekom technologies, they are still using the old type of backbone and that is why it is pretty hard to get through inner state of Sarawak. Unlike grounded cable (under the road tar), the speed of the data transfer could go up to 500MBPS (that is a lot) using Fibre Optical Cable. In Singapore, they are using this or what they considered as SCV Cable. Although it is grounded and connected to all HDB / Housing Estate, but the limitations are borderless. Why? Aha~ because underground ma, no need consume wind, rain water, or even thunder (Cuz it's wrapped with thick SCV and tubes tunneling way on the core locations!

You know what? I saw roads being digged here every day. ALMOST EVERYDAY!

So what's the conculsion with the following picture?


Just because this image encourage me to comment! The Hippo & Datuk!
BOTH WRONG! We should go up to 50% on broadband facilities not 20% !
Sould Mr Abdullah do sth with this? Just don't like the feeling of hanging so nerd on the ADSL Wall! ISDN is too old and too expensive but we're looking forward and MORE or at least if no money they can go for the SDSL. But I perfer DSL and that is more to a world standard today!

Resignation, another lost of the world?

Who is this 'lucky' millionare who's gonna resign this year at an early age? Hey, make a wild guess here!

Any idea?

No?

Come on you love cars!

Not ordinary cars!

But VrooOOoooooom~

Now some flashing going on isn't it?

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AH~

Michael Schumacher is the name!
Schumacher is resigning after this season's race!

For some reasons, he'd always like to push back to a normal family life but his decision has made final on a recent race on September 10th. Well, good of course that you can have this large amount of money and spend the rest of your life, what for go on racing non-stop. For sure, there are disappointments of his retirement because the world again, has lost on of thier HEROS. This refer back to Steve Irwin's case on which the prime minister of Australia held a nationwide mourning on thier national crocodile hero; but I was quite stunned to see Steve Irwin's daughter gave a speech on his late father, without tears. They are strong alright.

Schumacher will be replace by Kimi Räikkönen for the year 2007 Formula 1 race. I still remember during my secondary school days, he is among the popular favs of the youngsters and everyday you can hear the VrOooOooOom sound made. Even the Trance music mixed with his F1 engine. He was the most influenced guy, attracting non-F1-hobbyist into a freaking crazy F1 fanz. LOL! That's cranky!

Another thing you should know! His a great soccer fanz cuz' he did appeared in World Cup 2006 to support the Germans. For sure, he is a happy man by now! Or maybe next time he will appear on German Football Team? Who knows?

Explore Hong Kong Part 2.2 - Disneyland (END)

~ahhiok~ Goofy is here. WeeeeEeeeeeeeeeeeEEEeeeeeee.
That doesn't sound like a dog but a silly whank. LOL!

Greetings!

&

WARNING : This post is deng long (the longest) and will take you quite some time to download lor. Be patient!

Well, lets continue ma journey from Disney Part I. I just love the place BUT BUT...
You must always look into the weather wherever you're going because you might miss quite a number of events and due to popularity of Hong Kong Disney in mainland, it is always crowded during holiday season. Again, please choose your trip wisely and go onto research on other countries public holiday!

Now, I was quite annoyed and unfortunate for this year's visit. Just only for raining excuse, the Disney's parade shorten the event from 30 minutes to 5 minutes circle-around-back. Not worth a buy on the ticket :P And also freaking long queue till you fedup with the waiting time. Sigh! You'll see what I mean...

This Summer Holiday Season (2006)

Announcement : "Sorry visitors, due to weather conditions, Disney would like to present you the raining season parade. Hurray!"WTF!
Here comes the train with a merry-go-round spin on the roundabout and there goes the parade!That was damn SHORT! You call this a parade? Revise below!
Managed to take a picture of this young lady princess here. SNOW WHITE ^()^And the dwafs!!
Ain't she preety? Everyday there's a show / parade. I think her sun lotion can be finish in 1 week! HAHAHAA! Shmizu said : The makeup also can finish up in one day! LOL!
Ah Alice in wonderland! =.=
Woody of Toy Story! er..... just waive with the visitors and gone. DAMN! Can't even take a close in touch / live photo.

Cutie pie?
Donald Ducky! Look @ the raining coat! YUCKS!
The fond Mickey & Minnie. Mickey is one of my fav.
After the silly parade, took a picture that I AM HERE IN DISNEYLAND, not US, not Japan, but small DISNEYLAND of HONG KONG!!!
Going for tribal drumsAR~WooOOoOOoO WooooOOOOo WOooOOoooOoOOo

Mickey mouse souvenir. Not cheap! HKD$25 for a small pcs of these!

Last Summer After Holiday Season (2005)

Where there is no rain but SUN. Hot Hot Hot! I say the weather conditions of this globe is getting abnormal. Time for some global warning alert?
This is what I call PARADE!
Something BIG, Something Noisy, Something High!
Something Colourful and Interesting!This structure is cute & cool, the'paper' illustrating how artist draw mickey back in the 80s'And this is how we artist draw and change the life of human perception, adoring it, keeping it in mind for many years!
Good o' chip
Mickey on the plane
Snow White. HEY, refer back UP the 2006 ones. Are they the same pie? Or this is another ones' imported from US?
Darn Alice
"Spread your wings, my Butterfly".
Suddenly, ALice can jump from inside the castle to the mushroom! LOL!
Wah~
The parade even got this! A sunflower! Or whatever flower it is!
OMG! MERMAIDS! She's pretty alright! Quite delighted with the bubbles. WWeeeeeee~
Rhamping soldiers! Still remember the green soldiers in the cartoon? They rocks! FIRE IN THE HOLE!
Here comes Toy Story!
& Last bur not least, Mickey and Minnie. The main character!
SHE IS UGLY!
Inside the shop you can see this wonderful house with tiny furnitures in it.
Not to forget this Sleeping buddha over the bridge of AdventureLandAint't it artifact? Nice sculpture thou~
Here is the Adventure tree again!
Ah~ this is the one I've always wanna mention!4D Cinema! Imagine sitting in front of the eat with a pair of 4d specs and you could see a 4D effect cartoon moving in front of you! You tried to catch em' but you can't and there's water splashing you when there's water pouring down on top. Preety exciting!
? Never been into so dunno yet! Should be something magical!
Winnie D Pooh. Oh in the 4D Cinema, you can see Donald DUck's arse like this @ the end, on top of the projectors! HAHA!
Cute~
The merry-go-round


So now you see the differnce eh? Not satisfied? Okay let's come back to 2006's Disney and continue...

Okay, after the silly parade, we went to the following...The Lion King Show
These elephant is 14 ft tall! There are 4 diff. tall structures!The combination with the performers and music was perfectly done.
Just an imported blacks' from US.
Here's the lion king. LOL
Haku Nama tada~~~ hehe still remember this song!
THE END!
Took a picture of lion king (another tall structure and electronic controlled head) LOLPlease refer below for the videoS!
HKD$10 for this Long HotdoGThe ice-cream is nice. Jelly blackcurrent type. MMMm.. sorry din't get the pics.
Went to this space travel. It's thrilling space-roller-coaster-indoor-ride.You'd like to have a second ride after the first! Hehe!

Went shopping for goods while I saw the funny monk again!

The interior look of the shop!

This 'carpenter' halt for a minute for me to take a picture for him. LOL! yeah rite!I was just amazed with the tools, NOT U! Check the white arrow out,HE sculpt that!
No I mean he sculpt this!
HKD$3850??????? for a mickey like that?Sculpting cost also no need so expensive lar. I think HKD$1k would do!
Another Ice Castle Sculpture
Diablo scuplture Silly Goofy. ~ahhiok~
When night falls @ 8PM, the closing event of Disney startedThe fireworks were presentable thou and they'll melt your heart!
Sui bor?
Sui ler?
Made a bingo snap here
Bye Bye and will come again~ maybe not here-> HEADING JAPAN / PARIS!
We went Sunny Bay MTR and headed back to Mongkok

The crowds are still waiting for the MTRCheck out right. Their MTR got barrier 1 to avoid people commiting suiside!CooOol ar? Unlike Singapore 1...."Denda $500 for crossing the yellow line""Denda $5000 for stepping on the railways"LOL!

::. The Video .::

This are the fireworks near end.
Click HERE if you cannot view the above video! Tremendous isn't it?

Phew. that was long!
=THE END of DisneyLand HK=